Tonight we launch NUCLEAR SUBMARINE!! We plan to do exploring around Australia. Hopefully, dolphins not get mutated from nuclear waste like last time. Also worth mentioning, we have new system in place, which upon detection of badgers, blows up a random African village. We plan to change it around for war purposes, but for now, is best we can do.

Keep checking back, for I be going with Commander Hurkhaschenfraken (German) in submarine. We have work together now, nothing too war like yet, but work together is definite nonetheless.

If public of Americas have any ideas, they would be greatly helpful. Although I could probably only organize a worldwide missile strike of death at my low, low rank.